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*This was posted by [[Blackie Lawless]] from [[Truevale]] shorty before [[Salt Wars]].

It is originally:
Iron Maiden'
Bring your daughter to the slaughter.

Rewritten to local flavor....

Bunny it's getting close to [[Salt Wars]]<br>
And the Legend Killer's coming round<br>
He's got a cup over his pee pee<br>
So [[Akin]] cannot slow him down<br>
The smell of rabbits in the air<br>
A sharp blade to skin the hare<br>
And there's nothing anyone can do<br>
To keep [[Blackie Lawless | Blackie]] from his rabbit stew<br>

Bring your Loptr, bring your Loptr to the slaughter<br>
Let him go, let him go, let him go<br>
Bring your Loptr, bring your Loptr to the slaughter<br>
Let him go, let him go, let him go<br>

Maybe you'll live to limp to [[Rakis]]<br>
In spite of all my preparation<br>
But the second I get you in my site<br>
I'll cook you up, no hesitation<br>
So get down on your knees, bunny<br>
Assume that you're all but doomed<br>
And pray that I lose my way<br>
Cuz you know I'll be coming soon<br>

Bring your Loptr, bring your Loptr to the slaughter<br>
Let him go, let him go, let him go<br>
Bring your Loptr, bring your Loptr to the slaughter<br>
Let him go, let him go, let him go<br>

So pick up your foolish pride, no going back<br>
No where, no way, no place to hide<br>

Bring your Loptr, bring your Loptr<br>
Bring your Loptr, bring your Loptr<br>
Bring your Loptr, bring your Loptr to the slaughter<br>

Bring your Loptr, fetch your Loptr<br>
Bring your Loptr, fetch your Loptr<br>
Bring your Loptr, fetch your Loptr to the slaughter…<br>

''"I didnt write it so dont call me a narcicist.... ~Rolling Eyes~"''--Loptr
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