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by [[Kayura Ludisfane]], to the tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit, by Nirvana

Well I've leveled out every [[Class|class]]<br>
In an attempt to kick his ass<br>
Can't penetrate his [[Rhino-Hiding|Rhino hide]]<br>
Ten years in Amtgard he's never died<br>

(Repeat) This blows, this blows, this blows, I know.<br>

(Chorus)<br>
[[Sphere of Annihilation|S-O-Aed]] him, he won't take it!<br>
Ain't got [[Stoneskin]], but he'll fake it!<br>
Bought his [[Armor|armor]], claims he made it!<br>
I love Amtgard, But I HATE HIM! Yeah<br>

Threw a [[Fireball|fireball]] with all my might<br>
[[Reeve]] didn't see, and he called it light<br>
Shot an [[Arrow|arrow]], it hit him hard,<br>
He looked at me and  he called it [[Garb|garb]]<br>

(Repeat) This blows, this blows, this blows, I know.<br>

(Chorus)

The best there are have come today<br>
The time has come to make him pay<br>
Those pissed sword knights weren't hard to find<br>
He payed the reeve off nevermind<br>

(Repeat) This blows, this blows, this blows, I know.

(Chorus) 2X