My Favorite Things
"(Amtgard is some of) My Favourite Things"
Music by Rodgers and Hammerstein
Lyrics by Snicker Furfoot, Esq.
(starts slow, whispery - preferably with weapons and spellballs available to point at.)
Foam padded weapons, spellballs with streamers,
Lovers and poets and fighters and dreamers,
Campfire bards and the songs that they sing,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Weekend events full of feasting and fighting,
Shopping with merchants, and watching a knighting,
Wardancer tournaments held in a ring,
These are a few of my favourite things.
When mundane life overwhelms me,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel sooo bad.
Halflings and harpers in blue bardic sashes,
Dodging away from barbarian smashes,
Druids and Wizards and spells that they fling,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Dragons and werewolves and genies with wishes,
Giants and zombies and orcs who are viscious,
Little white bunnies with long nasty fangs*
These are a few of my favourite things.
When mundane life overwhelms me,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel sooo bad.
Snicker Furfoot, Esq.
October 14, 1997
- Make "fangy" motions with your fingers, and give that weird look for greatest humour emphasis.
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