Evil Overlord Morden Otomo, of Lichwood Grove, Nine Blades, Rising Winds
” You "People". ”
Well, it all started when Morden's wife forgot to lock the front door and Morden wandered off. That was back in May of 20 and '15. He happened upon Gzowski Park in Kitchener and after peeing on several trees and sniffing some dogs butts he saw a few 'people' swinging boffers at each other. It went downhill from there. Those poor bastards have been stuck with him ever since. Now most Wednesday's and Sunday's Morden's wife joyfully shoo's him out the door so she can have some time without the immature dope constantly poking at her. Luckily the populous of Lichwood Grove was able to distract him with fancy government titles, while they played Amtgard. Between May 2015 and January 2019 Morden was Champion of Lichwood Grove twice, Baron of Lichwood Grove twice and Chancellor once...so far.