Gold munkey
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Gold Munkey of Thor's Refuge, Westmarch, Dragonspine
”You defend Earthrealm; I'll defend the pantry”
Biography
Gold Munkey began his Amtgard career in 2009 by joining Thor's Refuge. Ever since, he has managed to mooch off of the picnics, to hide behind shield walls, and to throw iceballs at immune barbarians. So far he has managed to fail at several arts and science projects, including the infamous svield, which was dismantled June 14th, 2009, after being diagnosed with First Weapon Syndrome. He has managed to avoid contact with any house or team, except his motherland group of the Pirates of Sacramento. He is known for his desperate attempts at Amtgard combat and lack of weapon-crafting skill where funnoodle is not involved. He is known as No-beard the Plump within the piratical community.
