Uncle

HI! I'M UNCLE!"

Is Half-Giant. In Real Life. I mean, just look at how big that picture is. The guy's like, 7'12".
That's LORD Uncle to you.
Has a Squire's Belt older than Mishka_Thundervoice
When he introduces himself, the battlefield moves away from him.
Has more polearms than most players have awards.
Wears so much armor, and has such big weapons, that most people don't want to fight him.
Based on the amount of Verbals cast on him, he must have incredible stamina
Hates Bards. Probably because of the above note.
Was awarded Paragon Warrior in just under a year of playtime. Once you meet him, you'll understand why.
Was seen on multiple occasions touching people in intimate fashion without permission.
Was seen fomenting incendiary gossip among fighters in order to advance his own status.
Drinks so much he is a detriment to himself and those around him.
Lies, cheats, and otherwise a lack of honor in his every life.
Should never be allowed to squire or aspire to knighthood as he is of too poor character.

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