Uncle

HI! I'M UNCLE!"

Is Half-Giant. In Real Life.
Has a Squire's Belt older than Mishka_Thundervoice
When he introduces himself, the battlefield moves away from him.
Has more polearms than most players have awards.
Wears so much armor, and has such big weapons, that most people don't want to fight him.
Based on the amount of Verbals cast on him, he must have incredible stamina
Hates Bards. Probably because of the above note.

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