Tesstiment

Squire Tesstiment Lil' Baby Tiny Knives the Villager Pillager, Mixmaster and Lord Lannister, of Caradoc Hold, Wyvern's Spur, and Knight's Rest

Biography

Tesstiment is a legendary cryptid with epic cooking and baking skills. Though her heart long remained loyal to Caradoc Hold, she was in California for a while where she took up with the rascals in Wyvern's Spur, then eventually landed in Knight's Rest.

Facts:

• Tesstiment is known among the right circles as Lil' Baby Tiny Knives
• Tesstiment is also known as Lord Lannister.
• Tesstiment is a Mixmaster, both for her excellent taste in music and for her excellent improvisational baking skills.
• Tesstiment is a Villager Pillager. She pillages villages.
• Tesstiment has probably been playing Amtgard longer than you.
• Tesstiment is Glyn's younger sister.
• Tesstiment once went by the name Riley, and was called Riley before Tallow moved to Caradoc and started using the name 'Riley' as her normal name.
• Tesstiment once paid dues with a bag of assorted coins.
• Tesstiment is badass and will fight you.
• Tesstiment is also a creep and will creep on you.
• Tesstiment baked the first ever cupcakes, which were all eaten by Sassafras. She then forgot how to make them for four hundred long, cupcake-less years, until she remembered again. This cupcake-less time is known as The Great Cupcake Forgettal.
• Tesstiment is Bowen's Biggest Fan

Notable Accomplishments

• Master Dragon, given by King Kenshin, June 2022
• Awarded the Non-noble title of Mixmaster, Duke Glyn Aidan, Caradoc Hold, March 2013
• Awarded the Non-noble title of Lord Lannister, at Moonshine: A Game of Parks, 2013
• Twerk Team co-founder with bae-at-arms Keladry

Affiliated Groups

• Scions
• Vishnu's Elbow
• Un-Official Tree Climbers Guild of Caradoc Hold

Belted Family

• Dame Esselia
  • Sx. Promethea Kintsugi
    • Sailor Tesstiment Kintsugi
      • Woman at Arms Fiona Fairweather
      • Page Elune Kintsugi Silvervein
      • Page Starburst Kintsugi Emeritus
      • Page Epee Kintsugi Emeritus
    • Squire Bird
    • Squire Kenshin Ozban
    • Squire Tyr
    • Squire Ritari
      • Page Brunthor
      • Page Elghost Longshaft
        • Page Frederick

Tesstiment is also squired to Sir Ke$ha. Butts.

Positions Held

• Guildmaster of Cooks, Caradoc Hold, June 2010 - December 2010
• Guildmaster of Butts, Caradoc Hold, December 2012 - Forever
• Guildmaster of Cooks, Caradoc Hold, December 2012 - June 2013
• Guildmaster of Butts, Wyvern's Spur, May 2015 - Forever
• Baron/Duke of Knight's Rest - June 2022 - December 2022

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