Scarlet Meanies
This household brought to you by the letter "M" and the number One, Bitches.
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Description
Four words: Evil and More Evil. Damn right.
We are all that is wrong with the game today. The entire purpose of our lives is to ruin and destroy the game of Amtgard, to mangle and desecrate the fun of all of those who are not us. We boil babies in sesame oil and use their bones to pick our teeth. We blast Bryan Adams songs during court. We core out your weapons when you're not looking. We sneak into your tent and dutch oven you while you sleep. We hate Ugly People. And Fat People. And we REALLY hate ugly, fat people.
Yeah, that's right. We're Meanies. Big, Bad, Horrible, Mean Old Meanies.
To Join
Riiiiight... Like we'd let you join US. Maybe... Just maybe we might let you join if you are pretty enough, smart enough, and evil enough.
History
The Scarlet Meanies are a household, once centered in the Iron Mountains but quickly spreading to the rest of the Amt-world like a black plague full of evil blackness, filled with all of the hateful oppressors of that most dreaded of black holes of Evilness, "The Core." We are the present incarnations of some of the most dreaded murderers and oppressors throughout history.
Our Goal
Our evil plan is to slowly and surely gain absolute domination. Today Amtgard, Tomorrow, the World!!! *insert evil laughter track here*
Members
- Casca
- Cullum
- Cutari
- Evil Ryss
- Forest
- Grendel
- Grix
- Kord
- Linden
- Medryn
- Micah
- Moss
- Takezu
- Talisin
- Weezicus
- Zumat
- Brennon
- Randall
- Belgarin
Friends of Meanies
Most of the friends of the Meanies work in secret and their identities have yet to be discovered. However, some of their known associates have come to light. Tal has been overheard naming Glorious as a "Friend of M". Willie is known to have had his application to become a Scarlet Meanie rejected because he spelled 'M' with a 'W', yet he remains on good terms with the Meanies and has been purported to have "other uses" by Meanie members.
Amtgard Civil Protection Organization
Not much information on this internal Meanie organization is known, such as what acts it can claim to be responsible for and what its exact purpose is. However, River, of whom very little is known, is suspected to be the head of what is assumed to be a potential secret police agency under the Scarlet Meanies' control.
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