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*During a charity Jai-alai tournament for french orphans in 1996, was the last known person to pull off the [http://amtwiki.net/stuff/Explanation%20of%20Jai-Alai%20Shots.htm Four-Wall Chula].
 
*During a charity Jai-alai tournament for french orphans in 1996, was the last known person to pull off the [http://amtwiki.net/stuff/Explanation%20of%20Jai-Alai%20Shots.htm Four-Wall Chula].
 
*On the executive board of Red Bicyclette during the unfortunate [http://www.drvino.com/2010/02/18/french-pinot-noir-guilty-red-bicyclette/ Pinot Noir Scandall].  However, was cleared of all charges while the other 12 executives were found guilty.  His name was not even in any of the press articles involving it, and the company to this day denies any knowledge of him.
 
*On the executive board of Red Bicyclette during the unfortunate [http://www.drvino.com/2010/02/18/french-pinot-noir-guilty-red-bicyclette/ Pinot Noir Scandall].  However, was cleared of all charges while the other 12 executives were found guilty.  His name was not even in any of the press articles involving it, and the company to this day denies any knowledge of him.
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=== Disappearance===
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During an event in 2002, Jacques ordered his accomplices to fetch him some wine.  When they returned with a box of [[Franzia]], he flew off into a rage, saying he would get it himself.  He stormed off the event site on his moped...  and was never seen again.  [http://www.interpol.int/ Interpol] conducted a lengthy investigtaion but eventually closed the case, saying it was "mieux laissé non résolu".  The [[Evil French]] have offered a reward of many snacky-cakes for information leading to his whereabouts.
  
 
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Revision as of 13:16, 3 December 2010

Grand Marquis, Belt line Jacques Le Nebuloso, formerly of Silverwater and Darkwater East

”I SHALL PERTHONALLY THCARE YOU TO DEATH”

For some reason all known photographs taken of Jacques have been dark, grainy or blurry.

Biography

Jacques Le Nebuloso is a mysterious riddle wrapped up in an enigma. No one, not even his loyal followers truely know who or what he is. They merely follow his EVIL FRENCH commands as best they can and hope not to incure his most extrwaordinary wath.

Affiliated Groups

Captain of the Evil French

Belted Family

Jacques le Nebuloso

Notable Accomplishments

  • During a charity Jai-alai tournament for french orphans in 1996, was the last known person to pull off the Four-Wall Chula.
  • On the executive board of Red Bicyclette during the unfortunate Pinot Noir Scandall. However, was cleared of all charges while the other 12 executives were found guilty. His name was not even in any of the press articles involving it, and the company to this day denies any knowledge of him.

Disappearance

During an event in 2002, Jacques ordered his accomplices to fetch him some wine. When they returned with a box of Franzia, he flew off into a rage, saying he would get it himself. He stormed off the event site on his moped... and was never seen again. Interpol conducted a lengthy investigtaion but eventually closed the case, saying it was "mieux laissé non résolu". The Evil French have offered a reward of many snacky-cakes for information leading to his whereabouts.

More Information

  • ORK Records: - Jacques' original persona name was "Jacques le Nebuloso de @^^ drop t@ble credits ". This caused an angry Rewth to ban him from the ORK.