I R C A

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The "IRCA"

Here's another I did up back when Rewth's Interkingdom Rules Committee for Amtgard (IRCA) was in full swing in the old 6.0 days. --Written by Roger Shrubstaff.

"IRCA" (sung to the tune of YMCA):

young kid, you think you know the facts
I said, young kid, you think the rulebook is whacked
I said, young kid, you think clearly it lacks
there's no need to leave amtgard...

young kid, there's a group to whom you should go,
I said young kid, they clarify things you know,
I said young kid, they think 6-1 is too slow
and this is what they say....

it's fun to join in the i-r-c-a.
it's fun to play by the i-r-c-a.

they will incurr the Burning Land's ire
just for lighting a fire....

it's fun to join in the i-r-c-a.
it's fun to play by the i-r-c-a.

you can get yourself damned, just for making a stand...
and that's just what Asmund planned....

young kid, when you get in your car
I said, young kid, I know that you want to go far
I said, young kid, remember that its just a car
but you got to know that by now...

no kid does it all by himself
I said, young kid, put your pride on the shelf,
and just go there, to the i.r.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

it's fun to join in the i-r-c-a.
it's fun to play by the i-r-c-a.

they have a mail list where the advocates speak...
you can hang out online with all the rules geeks ...

it's fun to join in the i-r-c-a.
it's fun to play by the i-r-c-a.

you can get your spellball, and then place your Forcewall
and know how they affect all,

young kid, I was once in your shire.
I said, of this bullsh** I'm tired..
I felt the game-- it was stuck in a mire...
I felt the B-O-D were all liars...

that's when Sir Rath came up to me,
and said, young kid, take a look at this site
there's a place there called the i.r.c.a.
they can start you back on your way.

it's fun to join in the i-r-c-a.
it's fun to play by the i-r-c-a.

you can get yourself damned, just for making a stand...
and that's just what Asmund planned....

i-r-c-a ... they'll clarify it at the i-r-c-a.


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