Asinann "Ratt" Contemnophilius

Lord Squire Asinann "Ratt" Thex of Mithril Hills within the Kingdom of Northern Lights

”3,2,1, hit things.”

"Stabbing people in the dick is the only joy I have left in life"

Notable accomplishments

GMR of Mithril Hills Sept 2010-Feb 2011, July 2013-Oct 2013

Baron of Mithril Hills Feb 2011-Sept 2011, Feb 2015-Sept 2015

Chancellor of Mithril Hills Dec 2012-May 2012, July 2017-Feb 2018

GMR of Northern Lights Oct 2013-Dec 2014

Master Wizard

Walker in the Middle

Still hates you.

Belted Family

• Sir Morgan Kirkpatrick - Flame (1993), Crown (1994)
  • Sir Gaelin of Devonshire - Flame and Crown (Stripped 2001), Flame (2017)
    • Squire Aldrick
    • Squire Milenko The Red Odinson
    • Squire Morzan
    • Squire Rogue
    • Sir Kanphuzian Duskwalker - Darkjester - Serpent (2024)
      • Squire Adena Darkstar
      • Squire Lilith de Naia
    • Sir Rejack O'Loth - Flame (2000)
      • Sir Jamus Stormbringer - Sword (2001)
    • Sir Timmerdrill O'Eastmoor - Flame (Stripped 2001)
  • Nikolai "Hawk" Draculesti - Flame (1994), Serpent (1995), Crown (1998), Sword (2000) Stripped (2023)
    • Squire ERG
    • Squire Kat Darkjester
      • Sir Orion - Crown (2022)
        • Squire Buu
    • Sir Tristam Deregredane Malaskan - Flame (1996), Crown (2002)
      • Squire Baylik Gavrinsson
    • Sir Thane Falcon - Flame (1997), may he rest in peace
    • Dame Lucrezia - Serpent (1998), may she rest in peace
    • Sir Red Barchetta - Flame (1998)
    • Sir Ashe Arala - Sword (1999), Crown (2002)
    • Sir Vaune Shadowglave - Sword (2015), Serpent (2022), Battle (2023)
      • Squire Vuugash
        • Man-at-Arms Vee
        • Man-at-Arms Artie
      • Man-at-Arms Tiid Shadowglave
      • Sir Critias - Sword (2023), Battle (2023)
        • Squire Dizzet
        • Woman-at-Arms Miri
        • Man-at-Arms Fate
    • Dame Merlot Lovell - Flame (2019)
      • Squire Roran Rainblade
      • Squire Hyperion
      • Squire Nelly
      • Woman-at-Arms Noex Lupus
      • Woman-at-Arms Demon Striker
      • Woman-at-Arms Draconeavia
      • Dame Keladrie de Mildran - Flame (2021)
        • Squire Alphie the Adorable
      • Dame Kiafia Or'Zuke - Serpent (2024)
        • Man-at-Arms Raska
        • Woman-at-Arms Arnameena Dragonsbane
    • Sir Enoch - Serpent (2021)
      • Squire Osonious the Grizzled
      • Squire Rook Whitehallow
    • Dame Alene "Aristiri" DiaSkiie Kirkpatrick - Crown (Stripped 2004), Serpent (Resigned 2005), Flame (2015)
      • Squire Agriok Bloodmoon
      • Squire Aku Mitatsu
      • Squire Alexi Nieamov
      • Squire Asinann "Ratt" Thex
        • Man-at-Arms Albel
        • Man-at-Arms Fenrir Yedgen
      • Squire Bainesidhe
        • Man-at-Arms Bjorn the Small
        • Man-at-Arms Gannon Silvermane
        • Man-at-Arms Dizzet
        • Man-at-Arms Oberon
        • Page Nymeria
      • Squire BlueRose Dragon
        • Man-at-Arms KeLeo Wolfram
      • Squire Cole Caecus
      • Squire Duncan Grey (June 1998)
      • Squire Durnik Aldursvale
        • Man-at-Arms Little Wolf
        • Man-at-Arms Sanas
      • Squire Gordon of Greyhawk
        • Man-at-Arms Moon Walker
      • Squire Herrick the Mildly Preturbed
      • Squire Het Feywalker
      • Squire MarQ
      • Squire Nialo Blackwood
        • Man-at-Arms Faron Raige
      • Squire Orava Dragneil
        • Page Khameleon
      • Squire Quinn
      • Squire Runesilver Dragon
        • Man-At-Arms Fearthainn
        • Man-At-Arms Lord Admiral Blackrose Bill
        • Page Melody Heart
      • Squire Scraps
      • Squire Selket
        • Man-at-Arms Purple Glove
      • Squire Smasher
      • Squire Tankros
      • Squire Thornessa Vollar risa Kingsman
        • Man-at-Arms Darb
        • Page Rissa Roo
      • Squire Tully Obsidyn
      • Squire Vaye Darkfire
        • Man-at-Arms Dramorica Bloodmoon
      • Man-at-Arms Kafka Stoneteller
      • Man-at-Arms Soular Faux
      • Man-at-Arms Strider
      • Sir Tharialian Tanthialias - Serpent (2000)
      • Sir Christian Leveen - Serpent (2001)
      • Sir Shyden Hellsfire - Sword (2014)
        • Squire Matty Hellsfire
        • Squire Savvanick Hellsfire
        • Sir Dagon Hellsfire - Crown (2024), Flame (2024), Serpent (2024)
      • Sir Adonion DeIvyn - Flame (2003)
        • Squire Fleuric Drake-Sargent
        • Sir Aphaydren Stormchaser - Flame (2011)
          • Squire Overlord Falcon
          • Squire Alice Greenland
          • Squire Serena Doll Moonsdotter
          • Squire Grainmag
          • Squire Bulark
          • Squire Pandora
      • Sir Lharche Or'Zuke - Crown (2023)
        • Squire Leigha
        • Squire Seren
        • Squire Gilernil Ly'Vain
        • Woman-at-arms Momiji
        • Woman-at-arms Luna de Rocket Mouse
        • Woman-at-arms Dark Fairy
  • Sir Christian Kendric - Flame (1996)
    • Squire Toa
      • MAA Leezard
    • Sir Kaylin Underhell - Serpent (2009), Flame (2014)
      • Squire Theron
        • Man-at-Arms Bahyurur
        • Man-at-Arms Tepo
        • Page Z
      • Squire Aurora, Huntress of the Mist, may she rest in peace.
      • Squire Dezmon Mainland
        • Page Jazz Banefire
      • Squire Murphy O'Hygan
      • Squire Kithiandra
      • Squire Hated
        • Man-at-Arms Sol
      • Squire Weega Underhell
      • Man-at-Arms Leemur
      • Woman-at-Arms Adalia
      • Ser Attano Sagax - Serpent (2022)
      • Luminary Galuria Arrowfox - Flame (2023)
        • Squire Rosheka
          • Woman-at-Arms Sunbird
          • Man-at-Arms Slendy
        • Squire Thrin
        • Squire Zedakiah Massacre
        • Man-at-Arms GUNNARR ARROWFOX
        • Woman-at-Arms Dartz Arrowfox
      • Sir Jack Darkmoon-Darkjester - Flame (2016)
        • Squire Daciana
        • Woman-at-Arms Arya/Katalina
        • Sir Hard Place - Serpent (2024)
        • Sir Miller - Sword (2023)
          • Man-at-Arms Wee Woo
          • Man-at-Arms Crow
          • Man-at-Arms Pariah
          • Man-at-Arms Panda
          • Page Grunt

Affiliated Groups

• Eclipse Fighting Company
• House Mythos
• Member of the 22nd Legion