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And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna see<br>
 
And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna see<br>
 
I'm gonna see my huge gaggle of cats<br>
 
I'm gonna see my huge gaggle of cats<br>
And if I go well I know I'm gonna be<br>
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And if I go (oh).. well I know I'm gonna be<br>
 
I'm gonna be the man who's going over you<br>
 
I'm gonna be the man who's going over you<br>
  

Latest revision as of 00:17, 28 September 2019

By Tank Girl. Refers to Aramithris and his love of the boxed Franzia wine.

(to the tune of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by the Proclaimers)

When I wake up well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man with Dirsa's rubber doll.
And when I go out yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose stumbling half the way.
When I get drunk yes I know it's gonna be on the
cheapest box of wine that I can find.
And if I throw up well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose puking next to you.


And I will drink 500 boxes
And I will drink 500 more
Just to be the man who drank 1000 boxes
And fell down on the floor

When I'm stumbling yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lost amongst the trees
And when you find me well you know I'm gonna say
I'm gonna say "Oh Xandar, goddam you, You are wrong.
And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna see
I'm gonna see my huge gaggle of cats
And if I go (oh).. well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's going over you

Chorus

God damn you (God damn you)
God damn you (God damn you)
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLah Blah Blah BlahBlah

(repeat)

When I'm lonely well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose got Bolt from behind
And when I'm dancing yes you know I'm gonna dance
I'm gonna dirty dance with Ivar's baseball cap
When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to get more Franzia
And when I come home yes you know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who won't share wine with you

Chorus

God damn you (God damn you)
God damn you (God damn you
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah
(repeat)


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