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Mind you this was the first draft written by Myself and Domnu X both of [[Astral Winds]]. This was the first draft, and I have lost the later drafts... sad... | Mind you this was the first draft written by Myself and Domnu X both of [[Astral Winds]]. This was the first draft, and I have lost the later drafts... sad... | ||
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In a desert far away<br> | In a desert far away<br> | ||
Some Texans got really bored<br> | Some Texans got really bored<br> | ||
| − | So they took some foam and PVC and recreated D&D<br> | + | So they took some foam and [[PVC]] and recreated D&D<br> |
To try and get rid of some fat<br> | To try and get rid of some fat<br> | ||
At first the public response didn't thrill us<br> | At first the public response didn't thrill us<br> | ||
Comics shops closed their doors<br> | Comics shops closed their doors<br> | ||
| − | and the SCA tried to kill us<br> | + | and the [[SCA]] tried to kill us<br> |
we ran away en masse<br> | we ran away en masse<br> | ||
and came back with foam bats<br> | and came back with foam bats<br> | ||
We took our cores from the greens<br> | We took our cores from the greens<br> | ||
| − | had some wars and elected | + | had some wars and elected [[queen]]s<br> |
Just had some fun in the sun<br> | Just had some fun in the sun<br> | ||
and thus amtgard began<br> | and thus amtgard began<br> | ||
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My My this amtgardia guy<br> | My My this amtgardia guy<br> | ||
May be ruler when he's cooler<br> | May be ruler when he's cooler<br> | ||
| − | now he's just | + | now he's just [[newb]]i<br> |
| − | he took his | + | he took his [[sword]]s and kissed his dice goodbye<br> |
singing soon I'm gonna be an amt guy<br> | singing soon I'm gonna be an amt guy<br> | ||
soon I'm gonna be an amt guy<br> | soon I'm gonna be an amt guy<br> | ||
Did you know they have amtgard slaves<br> | Did you know they have amtgard slaves<br> | ||
| − | They're called | + | They're called [[squire]]s, or sometimes [[page]]<br> |
but they can fight I hear<br> | but they can fight I hear<br> | ||
| − | Oh did you see our bard hitting on the queen<br> | + | Oh did you see our [[bard]] hitting on the queen<br> |
though he's 35 and she's just 18<br> | though he's 35 and she's just 18<br> | ||
yeah she's probly gonna master him someday<br> | yeah she's probly gonna master him someday<br> | ||
| − | Well I know we built seige weapons to go<br> | + | Well I know we built [[seige weapons]] to go<br> |
| − | and I've seen how fast the arrows can flow<br> | + | and I've seen how fast the [[arrows]] can flow<br> |
but we are broke it's true<br> | but we are broke it's true<br> | ||
so we drove a bus or two<br> | so we drove a bus or two<br> | ||
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We finally got to [[Dragonspine]]<br> | We finally got to [[Dragonspine]]<br> | ||
| − | The king we had come to find<br> | + | The [[king]] we had come to find<br> |
To see how strong his forces would be<br> | To see how strong his forces would be<br> | ||
So fought them there and tucked our tails<br> | So fought them there and tucked our tails<br> | ||
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Oh, training they did<br> | Oh, training they did<br> | ||
But, [[Randall]] sensed in them much fear<br> | But, [[Randall]] sensed in them much fear<br> | ||
| − | and [[ | + | and [[Aramithris]] said now listen hear<br> |
just stick it in your little beard<br> | just stick it in your little beard<br> | ||
We will, We’ll win this war<br> | We will, We’ll win this war<br> | ||
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soon I'm gonna be an amt guy<br> | soon I'm gonna be an amt guy<br> | ||
| − | We caught a ride to dragonspine<br> | + | We caught a ride to [[dragonspine]]<br> |
when we could not afford to fly<br> | when we could not afford to fly<br> | ||
I frankly would have liked to stay<br> | I frankly would have liked to stay<br> | ||
and we all fought in that epic war<br> | and we all fought in that epic war<br> | ||
and it wasn't long at all before<br> | and it wasn't long at all before<br> | ||
| − | + | [[Aramithris]], [[Sluff|sluffed]] a shot and saved the day<br> | |
In the end some [[Archers|archers]] died<br> | In the end some [[Archers|archers]] died<br> | ||
some [[Bards|bards]] blew up and<br> | some [[Bards|bards]] blew up and<br> | ||
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A lot of [[Bow|bows]] were broken<br> | A lot of [[Bow|bows]] were broken<br> | ||
some spellcasters were croakin'<br> | some spellcasters were croakin'<br> | ||
| − | and the knight I admire most<br> | + | and the [[knight]] I admire most<br> |
pulled out a match<br> | pulled out a match<br> | ||
| − | and his belt is toast<br> | + | and his [[belt]] is toast<br> |
I sat there and watched it roast<br> | I sat there and watched it roast<br> | ||
and realized, what that belt, was for<br> | and realized, what that belt, was for<br> | ||
Latest revision as of 00:06, 19 June 2009
Mind you this was the first draft written by Myself and Domnu X both of Astral Winds. This was the first draft, and I have lost the later drafts... sad...
'Amtgardian Pie' sung to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean
A long long time ago
In a desert far away
Some Texans got really bored
So they took some foam and PVC and recreated D&D
To try and get rid of some fat
At first the public response didn't thrill us
Comics shops closed their doors
and the SCA tried to kill us
we ran away en masse
and came back with foam bats
We took our cores from the greens
had some wars and elected queens
Just had some fun in the sun
and thus amtgard began
(Chorus)
My My this amtgardia guy
May be ruler when he's cooler
now he's just newbi
he took his swords and kissed his dice goodbye
singing soon I'm gonna be an amt guy
soon I'm gonna be an amt guy
Did you know they have amtgard slaves
They're called squires, or sometimes page
but they can fight I hear
Oh did you see our bard hitting on the queen
though he's 35 and she's just 18
yeah she's probly gonna master him someday
Well I know we built seige weapons to go
and I've seen how fast the arrows can flow
but we are broke it's true
so we drove a bus or two
Well he was a pre-pubescent fight'in ace
and the minute GoldCrest started off that race
well, i knew who'd win first place
oh yes, it was our boy
and we were singing
(Chorus)
My My this amtgardia guy
May be ruler when he's cooler
now he's just newbi
he took his swords and kissed his dice goodbye
singing soon I'm gonna be an amt guy
soon I'm gonna be an amt guy
We finally got to Dragonspine
The king we had come to find
To see how strong his forces would be
So fought them there and tucked our tails
Their forces were off the scales
We'd need someone strong to lead us to victory
Well Wetlands was not impressed of course
How could they beat this, overwhelming force?
They interviewed some kids
Oh, training they did
But, Randall sensed in them much fear
and Aramithris said now listen hear
just stick it in your little beard
We will, We’ll win this war
and he was singing
(Chorus)
My My this amtgardia guy
May be ruler when he's cooler
now he's just newbi
he took his swords and kissed his dice goodbye
singing soon I'm gonna be an amt guy
soon I'm gonna be an amt guy
We caught a ride to dragonspine
when we could not afford to fly
I frankly would have liked to stay
and we all fought in that epic war
and it wasn't long at all before
Aramithris, sluffed a shot and saved the day
In the end some archers died
some bards blew up and
some scouts were fried
A lot of bows were broken
some spellcasters were croakin'
and the knight I admire most
pulled out a match
and his belt is toast
I sat there and watched it roast
and realized, what that belt, was for
and I was singing
(Chorus)
My My this Amtgardia guy
May be ruler when he's cooler
now he's just newbie
he took his swords and kissed his dice goodbye
singing soon I'm gonna be an amt guy
soon I'm gonna be an amt guy
we were singing
My My this Amtgardia guy
May be ruler when he's cooler
now he's just newbie
he took his swords and kissed his dice goodbye
saying
soon I'm gonna be an amt guy
This song is copyright Wizard Cap Productions 2004 to Nic Ulrich and Ernie B.
