Smells Like a Sluffer

by Kayura Ludisfane, to the tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit, by Nirvana

Well I've leveled out every class
In an attempt to kick his ass
Can't penetrate his Rhino hide
Ten years in Amtgard he's never died

(Repeat) This blows, this blows, this blows, I know.

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S-O-Aed him, he won't take it!
Ain't got Stoneskin, but he'll fake it!
Bought his armor, claims he made it!
I love Amtgard, But I HATE HIM! Yeah

Threw a fireball with all my might
Reeve didn't see, and he called it light
Shot an arrow, it hit him hard,
He looked at me and he called it garb

(Repeat) This blows, this blows, this blows, I know.

(Chorus)

The best there are have come today
The time has come to make him pay
Those pissed sword knights weren't hard to find
He payed the reeve off nevermind

(Repeat) This blows, this blows, this blows, I know.

(Chorus) 2X