Grand Admiral Asmund (Song)
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A Social Commentary (parody of "Godzilla!" by Blue Oyster Cult) By Sir Topknot
With a purposeful grimace and a curious sound
He pulls his Levi 501 blue jeans down
Wolf folk sitting around in a mass
Scream "My God!" as he shows his hairy ass
He moons everyone and he wiggles his butt
And proclaims himself to be the King of Smut
Oh no, his belch packs quite a punch, Admiral Asmund
On no, there goes Rachel's lunch, Admiral Asmund
Asmund has shown again and again
That alcohol brings out the nudist in men...
February 6, 1998, By Sir Topknot Grimwulff
