Count Sir Glen, of Mordengaard of the Kingdom of the Wetlands.
"We built our castles out of real stone, by hand. Then we conquered them."
AKA Mallet of Providence, though originally known by the persona name of "Aesius".
From Glen in his own words about his origins; "This was in '81 or '82, before there was any such thing as Amtgard. The Matthews' father taught at Berkeley before moving to Spokane, so I can only guess that it was some variant of SCA. I was thrilled to be able to hit people with a "real" flail and shoot them with "real" arrows, albeit padded ones, but I really didn't care about anything more than hitting people.
It was fun, rampaging through the Rose Garden and through the old stone walls and towers that used to be due west of the Rose Garden. You can still see the remains of a small stone fort we laboriously constructed around a tree above the Japanese Garden parking lot using stones from the tumbled down wall. We were tougher in those days; we built our castles out of real stone, by hand. Then we conquered them."
He has held a number of terms in assorted offices, ranging from Shire Regent to Ducal Champion to Kingdom Prime Minister. Glen spent a number of years in Neverwinter, several years in a freehold, two years in the Rising Winds, and now calls the Wetlands home. He travels a great deal and has fought in every kingdom in Amtgard except GP, because no one even knows where Golden Plains really is.
Glen is a lefty, and runs the blog Lefty Combat. Fighting is his primary interest in Amtgard, and he is always willing to give (and receive) pointers or talk shop with other fighters. He is an avid supporter of role-play in Amtgard, despite not always having had the best results with it. The best way to get on Glen's good side is to make him a tunic.
When Termus proved too virile to continue fighting in tournaments and Jinken proved too mighty to be contained by his mortal form, Glen took over winning the Wetlands' tournaments. It is somewhat suspicious that when the warlords got together to decide who got stuck taking over the job of winning tournaments, all three of the Rogue warlords voted for the one non-Rogue warlord.
Glen is a member of the Asura.
Weaponmaster of the Kingdom of Desert Winds, May 2011
Warmaster of the Kingdom of Rising Winds, March 2012
Warmaster of the Kingdom of Crystal Groves, March 2013
Warmaster of the Kingdom of Tal Dagore, May 2013
Master of Science, Bowling Green State University, December 2013
Weaponmaster of the Celestial Kingdom, February 2014
Champion of the Wetlands by force of arms, June 2014
Warmaster of the Kingdom of the Emerald Hills, November 2014
Defender of the Kingdom of the Wetlands, December 2014
Champion of the Wetlands by force of arms, December 2014
Warmaster of the Kingdom of the Wetlands, June 2015
Warmaster of the Kingdom of the Emerald Hills, June 2015
Weaponmaster of the Kingdom of the Wetlands, June 2015
Warlord, Kingdom of the Wetlands, September, 2015
Glen won some tournaments after he became a warlord, but no one really considers it noteworthy when a warlord wins anything.
He is a acknowledged gifted psychic and reads the tarot cards.
Glen was the hottest of Brennon's squires (including Potato).
- Sir Juju Hex Mojo (Crown 2017)
- Sir Peter the Quick
- Squire Bel
- Sir Glen (Sword)
- Sir Potato (Sword)