Duchess Marquis Baroness Squire Abiliegh Cross Darkjester of the Emerald Hills
A.K.A. Westminster Abi, the highest spiritual authority on Wokou
"Kord mushroom stamped me with his love!" -Rakis 2010
She likes to laugh, and to punch people. These may or may not happen in tandem.
The Random Facts
- It's Abi's fault.
- Her favorite color is safety orange.
- God had to kick her out of Clan, not once but twice.
- Is being Stalked by Doom
- Pollux was going to stalk her, but thought it easier to just make her his Squire
- Can often be found killing time on E-Sam, at least while she's at work...
- Ivar's understudy
- As the Wokouvian Party Coordinator, she can often be seen causing havoc alongside The Steward of Shenanigans
- Don't feed her vodka
Rumors Surrounding Abi
- Abi real birth certificate has her born in Vancouver. She illegally crossed the Canadian border with her family when she was a small child, and has lived here ever since. -Roger
- Abi's secret lair is somewhere in the Canadian Rockies. She keeps a Texas address only to FURTHER further obfuscate her secret plans...which she makes from her secret canadian lair. -Kenshin
- Member of the Sentinels
- I.L.B.F.- Trophy Wife of Itsari
- Darkjesters- Hammersinger Line
- Councilor of the Ministers of Grace
- Is one of the founding Party Chicks
- IKOP - Sommelier
- Blackhand Uncivil Engineering Firm
- The Holy Order of Potent Shiner- Lady of the House
- Black Cross Pirates
- Club Cthulhu
- House Bacon- HeadMistress of Kosher Alternatives
- HBS - Sluffer
- and she is totally President of the Sean Carlton Fan Club!
- Abi is squire to Sir Pollux.
- She is liege to Squaige-at-Arms Dree El, MaA Captain Jack Cross, MaA Caboose, Page Footnote, and Page Titsorry Imatard (yes, he's a monkey).
- Master Rose presented at Clan 2009 by HRM Dame Sylvanista of the Celestial Kingdom
- KO'd Gator at CK Coronation 36. See the video.
- A founding member of two parks: Shire of the Silver Sun, in Santa Barbara, CA & Twin Moons, in Buffalo, NY.
- Duchess bestowed by Sir Zachary Ironwolf of the Wetlands December 2010
- Marquis bestowed by HRM Dame Sylvanista of the Celestial Kingdom August 2009
- Baroness bestowed by Crinos, Monarch of the Celestial Kingdom August 2008
- Imperial Marshall of the Celestial Kingdom- May 2010-November 2010 (reign 40)
- Prime Sinister of the Celestial Kingdom- February 2009-August 2009
- Sheriff of Mystic Springs November 2008- February 2009
- Regent of Mystic Springs May 2008- November 2008
- Champion of the Shire of Twin Moons- 2007
- Chancellor of EVN to Eagle Valley
- Duchess of the Duchy of the Crystalline Confederacy- Dec 2002- Dec 2003
- Regent of the Duchy of the Crystalline Confederacy- Dec 2003- June 2004
- Sheriff of the Shire of the Silver Sun