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''”It's like watching paint dry. Angry, indifferent, paint that loathes you.” -Tiny, displaying his learned opinion of existentialism.''
 
''”It's like watching paint dry. Angry, indifferent, paint that loathes you.” -Tiny, displaying his learned opinion of existentialism.''
  
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===Biography===
 
===Biography===
 
Tiny weighs damn near eight thousand pounds, and that tree weren't no bigger'n a matchstick...
 
Tiny weighs damn near eight thousand pounds, and that tree weren't no bigger'n a matchstick...
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Now, I'm a big guy. So, when I saw Sparhawk bearing down on me with his bow, I ducked behind the nearest tree, a yearling about 3 inches wide. It was a valid strategy. Make Spar choose left or right. Give myself a 50/50 chance.
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That arrow flew at me straight and true, and thunked dead center on that tree. I rejoiced. Sparhawk swore a lot then wandered off the field, presumably to cry.
  
 
===Affiliated Groups===
 
===Affiliated Groups===
 
Company: [[Crawling Chaos]]~
 
Company: [[Crawling Chaos]]~
 
===[[Belted Family]]===
 
===[[Belted Family]]===
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Tiny needs no family for his belts. They hold up his pants quite nicely on their own.
  
 
===Notable Accomplishments===
 
===Notable Accomplishments===
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[[Category: Emerald Hills People]]
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[[Category: Master Barbarians]]

Latest revision as of 21:41, 6 December 2014

Tiny der Uberhund, of Midnight Sun, Emerald Hills.

”It's like watching paint dry. Angry, indifferent, paint that loathes you.” -Tiny, displaying his learned opinion of existentialism.

cc-tiny.jpg

Biography

Tiny weighs damn near eight thousand pounds, and that tree weren't no bigger'n a matchstick...

Now, I'm a big guy. So, when I saw Sparhawk bearing down on me with his bow, I ducked behind the nearest tree, a yearling about 3 inches wide. It was a valid strategy. Make Spar choose left or right. Give myself a 50/50 chance.

That arrow flew at me straight and true, and thunked dead center on that tree. I rejoiced. Sparhawk swore a lot then wandered off the field, presumably to cry.

Affiliated Groups

Company: Crawling Chaos~

Belted Family

Tiny needs no family for his belts. They hold up his pants quite nicely on their own.

Notable Accomplishments

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