Midwest Trading Company

The Midwest Trading Company is a household dedicated to nothing more than being piratey, in addition, all members of the Midwest Trading company have a persona name in the pirate style.

"The seas be ours

and by the powers

where we will we'll roam.

Yo, ho, haul together,

hoist the colors high.

Heave ho, thieves and beggars,

never shall we die."

History of the MTC

Rules of the MTC

MTC Pirate Games

Admiralty in the MTC

Known Pirate Vessels and their crew:

The Odyssey

• Flag: Skull in center with patch over one eye, sword and trident crossed beneath
• The Dread Pirate Cooper Captain
• Solomon "Cookie" Reed
• Pirrim "Fezzick" Fitzpatrick
• John "Wiggles" Calacob
• Issac "Metal Bones" Helstaven
• Jacob "The Poorly Shaven" Ballbearings
• Rampant Boltcock
• Joshamee Gibbs
• "Boobs" McGee

Dawn's Kraken

• Flag: Skull lain across the bottom with two Exes for eyes, a Sword planted beside it
• Pretty Boy "Mad Wolf" Sable Captain
• Scurvy "Shipwreck" Sallywag
• Lutz "Moot" Tanie
• Scullery Wench Annie
• LongArm Jack Daniels
• Taya O'Flynn
• Chesty von Teese
• DeadWeight

Bloody Orchid

"We sail the Great Lake of Salt in pursuit of booty, bounty and rum!"

• Flag: Skull in center with a dagger in one eye,eye-patch over the other; Orchids crossed beneath (dueling weapons dagger and flail)
• Lopstr the Crustacean Menace Captain

*Crew that doesnt know they are the crew:

• Tyranical the Oracle of Lopster Bringer of light and truth.
• Retjick the wretched - cabin boy TOP SECRET clearance
• Nutkutter - poopdeck swabber
• Aushab "Wheres that damn whale?" - crows nest
• Ryu(where is my rum) assistant to the poop deck swaber.
• Sunflower Hell Hound! ... nipple render
• Blind Pete- Helmsman

The Wombwrecker

"We're blind. We're drunk. We're blind drunk!"

• Flag: Skull in center, two eye-patches, tankard beneath with a belaying pin resting against it
• Blind Billy Captain

The Pearl Necklace

"This ship has seen the horrors of R'lyeh and returned, what do I have to fear of you?"

• Jolly Roger aka Flag of the Pearl Necklace: Cthulhu Skull (a skull with tentacles), 2 cutlass penetrate a pearl necklace below
• Pete Marsh Captain

Esperanza

• Flag: Skull with Jester's hat upon it, short swords crossed beneath
• Rolando Gitano Captain

Morgana

• Flag: Monkey Skull, flails crossed beneath
• Turloch Captain
• Bloody John Flint

SS Frostlands

• Flag: Snowflake made of bones, Skull in center, axes crossed beneath
• Pirate Wench Abagail Morgana Captain
• Frobo Poppinfresh in charge of the Frostbrew Canoe

The Surly Mermaid

• Flag: Crossed Sword and mermaid under a skull.
• Cutless Lynn, Capitan
• Imatard Titsorry, first mate.

SV Post Revel

"First to drink, last to pass out!"

• Flag: Grinning skull with a broken rum bottle next to it
• Cap'n Morgan McGuiness "Sweet, two pirate names"
• SCARRRRRRR! (Khanar)
• Madeira Midori Sparkle ships navigator

The Elusive Terror

• Flag: Skull with Rice paddy hat, a katana and wakizashi crossed beneath it
• Cap'n Liza the Periwinkle
• Quarter Master Gnarr Ranefang
• Lookout Aloisius "Blind Beard" LeCash
• Stowaway/Public Relations Two-tails the Shoe Theif
• Corrin "the Cut Throat" Whiskers

The Rotting Parrot

• Flag: A yellow smiling skull with a dagger thrust through the top of the skull
• Cap'n Robin a' Ron "Call me Captain Ron, Boss... everybody does."
• First Mate Squee "Got any candy?"
• Munitions Officer Slarmy Strongbow "What're we blowin' up?"
• Ship's Physician Tadahiro Izumi
• Quarter Master Akai
• Boatswain Trekken

Bene Cove Jack the Swaddler Thera Kutcher