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| − | Corpse is an amtgard player who exists only by the broadest interpretation of the word. He is not a living being, neither is he dead, nor undead. He is in a new state of semi-existence hereafter referred to as "almost, but not quite deader than dead." This can also be considered somewhat more than un-alive. He has died more times than any man in | + | Corpse is an amtgard player who exists only by the broadest interpretation of the word. He is not a living being, neither is he dead, nor undead. He is in a new state of semi-existence hereafter referred to as "almost, but not quite deader than dead." This can also be considered somewhat more than un-alive. He has died more times than any man in recorded, or soon to be recorded history, and is therefore not exactly human. |
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| + | Corpse believes that the he is the Most Dead, the unholy prophet of the Church of the Really Dead. Each time he dies, he becomes a new incarnation of the Most Dead, and gains new ultra-natural powers. Someday, he hopes to become truly deader than dead, and gain all the powers of the universe. | ||
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| + | His most ambitious goal is to make everything else "deader" than he is, so that all may ascend to a new level of existence. No matter how many times he is killed, he will always return, slightly deader than before. He is totally fucking relentless. | ||
He was once challenged to a contest by Kenny (of South Park), in which they both attempted to prove that they could die more than the other, however the judges scoring the contest died of old age before either had "won". After this contest, Corpse claimed victory, since as a cartoon character, Kenny was never actually alive, and therefore could not have died even a single time during the contest. This issue remains unresolved. | He was once challenged to a contest by Kenny (of South Park), in which they both attempted to prove that they could die more than the other, however the judges scoring the contest died of old age before either had "won". After this contest, Corpse claimed victory, since as a cartoon character, Kenny was never actually alive, and therefore could not have died even a single time during the contest. This issue remains unresolved. | ||
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Whatever form you see him in, whatever attitude he seems to have, do not be fooled, he is nothing more than a killing machine. | Whatever form you see him in, whatever attitude he seems to have, do not be fooled, he is nothing more than a killing machine. | ||
Revision as of 22:36, 22 February 2012
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Highest Title, Belt line Corpse Maggottron the Most Dead, of Sunfall Abbey Kingdom of the Wetlands
I am not vincible!
Photograph
Biography
Corpse is an amtgard player who exists only by the broadest interpretation of the word. He is not a living being, neither is he dead, nor undead. He is in a new state of semi-existence hereafter referred to as "almost, but not quite deader than dead." This can also be considered somewhat more than un-alive. He has died more times than any man in recorded, or soon to be recorded history, and is therefore not exactly human.
Corpse believes that the he is the Most Dead, the unholy prophet of the Church of the Really Dead. Each time he dies, he becomes a new incarnation of the Most Dead, and gains new ultra-natural powers. Someday, he hopes to become truly deader than dead, and gain all the powers of the universe.
His most ambitious goal is to make everything else "deader" than he is, so that all may ascend to a new level of existence. No matter how many times he is killed, he will always return, slightly deader than before. He is totally fucking relentless.
He was once challenged to a contest by Kenny (of South Park), in which they both attempted to prove that they could die more than the other, however the judges scoring the contest died of old age before either had "won". After this contest, Corpse claimed victory, since as a cartoon character, Kenny was never actually alive, and therefore could not have died even a single time during the contest. This issue remains unresolved.
Whatever form you see him in, whatever attitude he seems to have, do not be fooled, he is nothing more than a killing machine.
Affiliated Groups
Belted Family
Notable Accomplishments
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